Nothing like a little Nair

[lonewolfz28]

My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
So he cleaned both of the dog's ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the drugstore, and bought the ''Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either."
"But if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off bicycles for about a week!"